Keep fucking that chicken for a multilingual world. The notion that, if you're translating something into a language you don't really understand, you're probably going to get it wrong, so you might as well really go for it and get it as wrong as you possibly can. Originates from a Chinese restaurant menu.

I can't believe I have ten minutes to translate this sign into twenty different languages, none of which I speak, and at least half of which can be rendered obscene by a single misplaced punctuation mark" "So what? Fuck the duck until exploded!

Fuck the duck until exploded by sanvein December 4, 2010

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internet exploder

Term commonly used in place of 'Internet Explorer', Microsoft's shitty web browser that does nothing but serve you popups, viruses, and spyware.

My computer has been fucked up the ass thanks to Internet Exploder!

internet exploder by Louie C. August 7, 2004

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exploded ham

Another term for bacon bits.

Wrap that there pig up in some dynamite, I want me some exploded ham.

exploded ham by giraffe-o May 31, 2007

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Exploded Jeans

Garment typically missing large portions of fabric that would normally cover one of both thighs and knees. More than just merely ripped jeans.

Mr. C: What happened?!?! You're jeans look like they have exploded.

Student: Mr. C, they're just ripped jeans.
Mr. C: No, those are exploded jeans. You're missing so much material. Aren't you cold?
Student: Honestly ... yes; yes I am.

Exploded Jeans by Mista C November 8, 2021

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