Exodus II 

Yep.

Moses 😨 "Thank you for granting me an audience my liege... I... have a request..."

Pharoah "Yeah, cut to the chase I got a lot going on here today. What do you want?"

Moses 😨 "Um... I... Uh, I mean... Elohim wants... You... To... Let all of the slaves go... He wants all the slaves..."

Pharoah "PFFT! WHAT!? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HA! AHA! GET THE FUCK RIGHT OUT OF HERE! No! No, no you go fuck yourself, buddy! You can fuck right off with that! HA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Moses "He's... He's going to kill everybody... All of the first born sons! And the frogs!"

Pharoah "He's going to kill all the frogs?"

Moses "No it'll RAIN frogs! I... I don't know what to do..."

Pharoah "What... In the fuck is going on here? What is this? Is this a fucking joke to you?"

Moses "No! No, I... He gave me this stick *turns into snake* AH GOD SHIT!"

Pharoah "AAAH SHIT! WHAT IN THE FUCK!?"

Moses "I DON'T KNOW! I don't know! He just fucking walked up to me and he gave me a stick, man!"

Pharoah "Elohim!? That!? ☝️ The fucking guy? "

Moses "YES!"

Pharoah "Wh... How in the fuck... No. Nonono. Get the fuck out of here! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!"

Exodus II

Exodus II by Hym Iam October 25, 2023

Exodus III 

Part 3

God 😠

Moses "Um... I... He said..."

God "No, I know what he said! You forgot the COWS! THE COWS, MOSES! I KNEW you'd forget the cows! Me-Damnit!"

Moses "I'm sorry I..."

God "Yeah, I'm doing the thing. Frogs, blood, all of it. The cows were the most important part, Moses!"

Moses "More important than the slaves?"

God "YES! I need those cows Moses!"

Moses "What? Why? You're Elohim! You don't need cows! You made the cows!"

God "No, I- Those are the good cows, Moses. I want THOSE cows though. He needs to give them to me."

Moses 😨 "Are you..."

God "Yeah I'm doing the thing. Go! Go back! Get me those cows! The kids should be dead by now so... Go! Cows! DON'T FORGET!"

Moses 😨 *Walks off*

Exodus III

Exodus III by Hym Iam October 25, 2023