Exdict

The last asshole you date until you realize you are better off on your oown.

"Yah, I had an exdict. You know, the guy I supported and housed through COVID only to be ghosted when he decided it was time to date a high school sweetheart. I'm good. I'm going to France to show my art now."

Exdict by Becky-boo March 8, 2024

Swag Edict 

Official declaration or order by an authority to commence in swag, or swag activities immediately.

Citizen: Hey how are you?
Government Official: I declare a Swag Edict.
Citizen: Swaggin

Swag Edict by TheGoldenGorilla April 7, 2021

Edict 

An edict is an announcement of a law, often associated with monarchism. The Pope and various micronational leaders are currently the only persons who still issue edicts

Edict of Toleration (1839), by King Kamehameha III of Hawaii. It allowed for the establishment of the Hawaii Catholic Church.

Edict by Dr Mogz October 6, 2008

Edict 

Sometimes used as an insult towards people, in a jokingly manner.

Oh Eric You're such an Edict

Edict by Mr.Jenkins October 4, 2013

Edicted 

Being addicted to something electronic, usually the internet, but also commonly a video game or cell phone.

Pronounced like Even, as opposed to Edward.

Guy 1: "Dude your girlfriend called, she wants to know if you're going to dinner tonight."

Guy 2: "Yeah......hang on.......killing this boss(5)......"

Guy 1: "You're so Edicted dude..."

Edicted by Dexi February 17, 2009

eddiction 

An addiction to electronic devices such as laptops, smartphones, and tablets. Eddiction is characterized by the constant need to check your smartphone for the latest Facebook posts, Twitter updates, news, etc. People with eddiction prefer spending time browsing the Internet over social interaction.

Matt suffers from eddiction. He's always updating his Twitter and posting instagram pics instead of chilling with me, the big brother he never had.

eddiction by RBK4LIFE February 4, 2016

Eddiction 

Someone who is blindly addicted to wearing Ed Hardy clothing.

"Tommy couldn't resist the saber tooth tiger hat with emerald encrusted ruby skulls. What can you say, he suffers from an Eddiction"

Eddiction by Factskills June 24, 2009