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Excreta Fajita 

Excrement that is rolled up in toilet paper, the excrement serves the beef and the toilet paper serves as the tortilla.
Excreta Fajita by CumCorpse October 6, 2023

semper in excreta 

A good personal motto. Always being in trouble, constantly doing things that do not measure up to expectations, literal translation - "always in the shit".
Dave's D.I.Y. plumbing effort caused a flood in the bathroom which ruined an entire floor and brought down the ceilings in the lower floor.
"Dave, everything you do goes wrong. As they used to say in ancient Rome, "semper in excreta". You're always in the shit. This time, literally!"
semper in excreta by Stubabe December 18, 2009

semen excretion 

She laps up my semen excretion like a cat on milk.
semen excretion by Gar Grim February 3, 2018
The process in which the body removes unwanted material.
To be alive an organism has to be able to excrete.
excrete by Dflameingfury June 28, 2016

excretion geometry

The study and/or formation of excrement (shit) in particular shapes
My baby son's an expert at excretion geometry since he seems to make perfect triangles and blocks out of his own poo!
excretion geometry by Doddi October 17, 2007
The act in which one consumes food whilst taking a dump, often because the individual is in a hurry and does not have the time to do both one at a time. Not to be confused with excrete.
"Shit I don't have time to eat this and take a dump! I need to get to class and take that exam. Guess it's time to excreat."

Further examples: College Students...me.
Excreat by IsraelHands09 October 7, 2010