Excoted
Excoted by WeordoFACE June 10, 2016
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Excoted
Doc: I'm sorry Mrs. Samuel, but we don't know what is causing your random tumors. We will have to have them excoted. *DUN DUN DUUUUN*
Mrs. Samuel: Oh no doctor! Is it going to hurt or make me loose my hair?
Doc: It's gonna hurt like a son-of-a-bitch, but don't worry you'll still keep ur hair!
Mrs. Samuel: Oh no doctor! Is it going to hurt or make me loose my hair?
Doc: It's gonna hurt like a son-of-a-bitch, but don't worry you'll still keep ur hair!
Excoted by Susie Q and Mary Poppins August 13, 2010
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We so excited
Girl #1: "Yesterday was Thursday, today it is Friday, we we we so excited, we so excited"
Me: "What is this; I don't even..."
Me: "What is this; I don't even..."
We so excited by woodsy91 March 30, 2011
Excited
Excited by latiaslatios May 10, 2017
As excited as a slut in a forest of cocks
very, very, very, excited
As excited as a slut in a forest of cocks by Kooks January 14, 2007
Excited States of America
The USA, called this way in reference to American hysteria, which makes people freak out all the time and do stupid stuff like suspecting and imprisoning anyone of being a communist, go to war without even a good reason or just going around going batshit and yelling "DOOOMED, WE'RE DOOOOMED!!". True story.
Canadians are now calling us the "Excited States of America" since all we seem to do is take erectile dysfunction drugs and go to town hall meetings and scream.
Excited States of America by A_SN August 25, 2009
excited
excited by im THE catwoman September 11, 2010
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