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european school 

1. A school situated on the continent of Europe. Often paid for by the government and offering more often than not a decent education.

2. European schools are a specific type of international school. They are created and paid for by the European Union, for the children of its employees, who attend for free. They get an extraordinary education, while the poor peasants outside of the EU-employee-bubble are forced to attend public schools. There are thirteen of them across five european countries, four of them being in Brussels. The worst one of course, is situated in what Trump was talking about when calling Brussels a shithole - the "suburb" of Ixelles. The schools offer a 'european baccalaureate', a high school degree valid in all EU member states. Accredited schools also exist, they offer the same diploma but are in every other way inferior.
The children going to these schools are invariably self important snotty brats.
1.

Someone: Oh look this school offers a fine education in Europe, what a classic european school.
2.

Friend: "Oh look it's a schoolbus even though we're in Europe."
Me: "Goddamn it, these european schools are jamming up traffic again!"
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European Azerbaijan School 

A school where you are expected to wear unprovided uniforms and get punished if you don't do so. A school where you are suspended because of sitting and get expelled for fighting.
The European Azerbaijan School suspended 13 students for watching intruding fighting people.

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026