Eurasian Traveler 

A Eurasian Traveler is when you take a shit in a girl/woman’s purse.

It is most likely a revenge or prank. It is usually on a woman who carries a large or oversized purse. It could also be in any type of bag carried by a male or female.

Originated from the movie Borat (who is Eurasian), where he shits in a bag and presents it to a group of people.

Joe: I bought that girl drinks all night, and she was all "come home with me," so I did, and then she didn't want to hook up. She just wanted to snuggle.

Steve: Damm, that sucks man.

Joe: It's ok. She looked better with the beer goggles on anyhow. Before I left I dropped a Eurasian Traveler in her purse. Probably won't be hearing from her again.

Steve: Ouch, she'll probably reach in there for her wallet and get a nasty surprise.

Joe: Definitely have to wash your hands after you meet the Eurasian Traveler.

Eurasian Traveler by bigfletchdog December 23, 2007