The guy who eats all the eggrolls and gets sick the next day and always claims it isnt food poisoning
Guy 1: hey, where is Ethan Patton?
Guy 2: he said he is sick, he also said he had eggrolls yesterday.
Guy 1: he is such an Ethan Patton
Guy 2: he said he is sick, he also said he had eggrolls yesterday.
Guy 1: he is such an Ethan Patton
by Bluethunder86 April 3, 2019
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