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erm actually 

How to prove the other person is a dumbass and an idiot

you can ratio people
Dumb guy: I love that sweet and fizzy drink!
Person: Erm actually 🤓 ☝️ it’s called soda
erm actually by 147852369/*-+.0 September 11, 2025

Erm, Actually 

"Erm, Actually" is a term often used by nerds at the beginning of every sentence to prove that whatever you said is wrong, according to the nerd's calculations.
Teacher: Good morning, students! Today we'll be learning about Ratios.
random student: oh you mean when someone's reply gets more likes than the actual comment?
Nerd 🤓: Erm, Actually, A ratio says how much of one thing there is compared to another thing. For example, if there are 8 bananas and 6 apples, then the ratio between bananas and apples are 8 to-
random student: BRO SHUT UP YOU ANNOYING PIECE OF SH-
Erm, Actually by GarryBornana September 1, 2022

Erm, achtually? 

A misspelling of "um, actually?", an internet joke commonly said to mimic and mock people who correct others.
"No, it's not 'your' its 'you're'!" They replied to a comment on youtube.

Another user replied "erm, ACHTUALLY?"

Ergactually 

Wtv the word is, too much Ergactually
Ergactually by BIGFATBEWBS October 10, 2023
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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