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Eric Carle 

Eric Carle, better known as the great E. Carle is one of the greatest literary visionary's of our modern era. There is much to be learned about Western society and its fundamentally consumo-capitalist greed which he unveils and unmasks beautifully in the voracious genius of his through a brilliant Animalia metaphorical example present in his magnum opus, The Very Hungry Caterpillar.
His great debacle is truly unmatched in its sheer literary prowess, in which it dives into great depth of the intricacies and problems of our Western civilization. Its on par with the subtle themes and implications present in the works of the late Jojor Wel and his debacle, 'Fahrenheit Farmer 1984 Scholarly edition'.
I wouldn't expect a peasant non-consumer like you to be able to voraciously devour such literary prowess as the works of E. Carle

Truly though, as great a writer as E. Carle is, he simply doesn't hold a candle to the likes of Brando Sando
arrWriting unpublished author: "Brando Sando’s worldbuilding is so much better than Eric Carle's. Where did the caterpillar get all the fruits it ate? Did it do a tour of an orchard and garden? Was it in a grocery store? TVHC being set in a grocery store would make much more sense when it comes to the part where it eats one piece of chocolate cake, one ice-cream cone, one pickle, one slice of Swiss cheese, one slice of salami, one lollipop, one piece of cherry pie, one sausage, one cupcake, and one slice of watermelon, but it’s also possible TVHC raided a picnic or is dumpster diving. We just don’t know. Now I don’t want the author to write paragraph after paragraph of exposition (although while showing is better than telling, telling is better than nothing at all), but I don’t think a few lines to establish the setting is too much to ask".
Eric Carle by Kongjie June 3, 2022
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Eric Cale 

An euphemism for taking a dump and wiping your ass.
Man, I'm gonna go take nasty Eric in the men's room
Don't forget to wipe your Cale.
There's nothing more hygienic than a Eric Cale.
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on May 19, 2026

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004
Word of the Day on May 18, 2026