An ancient species of primitive man who habitually walked about with huge boners, and had just one thing on their minds.
The homo erectus species faded out of existence fairly quickly due to their inherent failure in finding very many willing females to procreate their species. And you can't exactly blame the ladies, really --- after all, how many gals would wanna even *get near* a hulking hairy dude with a disgustingly-obvious and perpetually rock-hard schlong, let alone spread their legs for him??? I mean, seriously --- a lascivious stud should at least take the time to get to know a human heifer a little bit first, rather than just giving her a huge eager stupid "Gimme s'mass, baby!" grin and attempting to jump her bones the moment he first sets eyes on her!
by QuacksO December 30, 2017
Original form: Man, looking at that hot blonde sophomore gives me a woody.
Latin form: Man, looking at that hot blonde Cleopatra gives me a bonus erectus.
Latin form: Man, looking at that hot blonde Cleopatra gives me a bonus erectus.
by DinoDave September 22, 2011
Noun, singular referring to Mexican career criminals who start fistfights at the slightest perceived offense.
by Juan del Frijol June 28, 2011
erectus an upright man with two legs
wangus; his third.
aka. a green male dinosaur who has spikes along his backbone, badass tattooed on his ass and a huge wang.
wangus; his third.
aka. a green male dinosaur who has spikes along his backbone, badass tattooed on his ass and a huge wang.
by sarahmae September 15, 2007
by Dick Smiley January 03, 2011
by Frank abbs July 21, 2018
The scientific term used to explain the phenomenon during which a heterosexual male achieves an erection while in the company of one of his male friends. This may only occur while engaging in all-male activities.
Also see broner
Also see broner
by LMBH Factory November 05, 2011