erection

Something you get when you don't want it and don't get it when you do want it

Damnit, I got an erection at the pool.

Damnit, I want to jack off but I can't get an erection.

by asdfgfdsgsd January 1, 2007

erect

the besy way to be :)

Hehe, guess what I am at the moment?

by MasterX December 12, 2004

erection

The firm and enlarged condition of a body organ or part when the erectile tissue surrounding it becomes filled with blood, especially such a condition of the penis or clitoris.

He got an erection after thinking about his dog

by beliwell February 6, 2003

erection

1. A hard, stiff, and throbing state of a male's penis 2. Used to be inserted in a women's vagina or anus.

1. I have an erection after thinking of some swedish pornogrphy 2. I stuck my erection is suzies asshole because her vagina was to lose and floppy

by colin passy May 1, 2003

erection

Japanese pronunciation for ELECTION

Today, being erection day, I almost pissed my pants when my vote wasn't counted.

by daryl671 November 8, 2006

erection

a building; the end result of a construction crew's erecting efforts.

Just looking at that big, beautiful erection that Frank Lloyd Wright designed gives me an erection.

by Nick D April 18, 2003

erection

ER-REC-TION- A boner, wood, hard on, stiffy, pop up, hard tube. All of these words are used to describe an erected penis.

I got an erection after the milf walked by me and let me sniff her poon. Soon after I put my erection in her cha cha for ejactulating purposes

by Matt May 12, 2003