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erect penis 

A state in which a man's penis is filled with blood and gets harder, also the penis becomes longer.
Having an erect penis is the worst in public places but best in private when you are sexually stimulated, and when the penis becomes harder, longer, and filled with blood.

Jim was in health class when he saw Jane's cleavage. He felt a slight bulge in his pants as it started to get larger. This was unfortunate because Jim was called up to do a presentation on the heart. When he was up there he couldn't help himself from looking at Jane's cleavage. Everyone noticed his erect penis and that he was looking at Jane's cleavage. Soon he began rubbing his cock and felt himself about to ejaculate. In a few seconds he let out about 8 ounces of the hot sticky semen. Jane always had a crush on Jim and they started having sex in class. Soon everyone else did too and it was a cum bath in health. Soon the principal came in to see how it was going and then got a huge erect penis. He decided he needed help. He noticed all the cum everywhere and felt himself stroking his penis. He cummed more than ever that day. Jane and Jim dated. Jim told his friends that Jane sucked cock better than anyone in the world. Then Jane got into porn guzzling semen. One time Jane got to suck the former principal's cock and got excited. His cock when erect was 20 inches! When he saw her bouncing breasts he couldn't hold it in and cummed his pants before shooting the porn. Embarrassed he went to the bathroom giving his huge cock a spanking.
erect penis by Wet Window September 24, 2017
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fully erect penis head

A person with red hair that sticks up.
<Stunta> HA! Look at that kid!
<Polka> Yeah! What a fully erect penis head, bro!
<Stunta> Righteous!

semi erect penis 

The point where ur penis is kinda hard and ur excited but still have ur pants on. You might be dancing with some fine slut and she'll feel a little bump comin through and grind that shit like she's fuckin got an itch.
Guy 1: Shit man, i got a semi erect penis when i was dancing with her.
Guy 2: Did she grind that shit like there was no tomorrow?
Guy 1: Nah she only likes nello and his big bulge.
semi erect penis by dew dogg May 27, 2006

semi-erect penis 

When your erection is long but soft, hence a semi-erect penis.
Joe's got a semi-erect penis in his pants.

erect as a 5 a.m. penis

adj. Describing something that is very straight or stiff, or someone standing that way.
Tennis instructor: "Evan, you have to bend your knees on that shot!"
Evan: "What, I'm not getting down low enough?"
Tennis instructor: "Low enough? You're as erect as a 5 a.m. penis."
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026