EpsTheta

a kind of male human that is unnaturally tall and extremely bald

human 1: hey look thats EpsTheta!

human 2: they are really bald... he could use some bald head polish
human 1: i know.... its horrible!

by hellboundsoul August 11, 2023

EpsTheta

a kind of person who is painfully addicted to stuff but is cool I GUESS

Person 1: Omg! Is that the real EpsTheta????
EpsTheta: no shut up please
Person 1: im also bald.

by ohgodwtfwasithinking January 27, 2024