Epic Noob 

Like a noob, except even more annoying

"wtf, that noob just killed me in CoD4 and were on the same team. What an epic noob"

Epic Noob by biker9075 December 26, 2008

epic noob day

it is epic noob day means the epic noob can do anything to anyone on december 13 2020

OH NO ITS EPIC NOOB DAY WE ARE GONNA DIE

epic noob day by xxdmabro December 12, 2020

epic fail noob

A person who epic fails, especially in computer fighting games.

i.e. I was playing Halo 3 on XBOX with a mate of mine. i have an energy sword, and he just has a lame old pistol. i lunge at him, point ****ing blank, but epically miss. he just whips me once with his pistol, and pwns me in one hit. This, therefore, makes me an epic fail noob.

epic fail noob by T3h 133735t 3p1c f@1l n00b eva December 6, 2009

Epic Legit Uber Redonkulous Noob Pwnage 

Also known as "the grade eight word", is the epic combination of five non-dictionary words, plus the optional prefix of "Epic" that are used quite frequently by people in today's society, more often teenagers. It's nickname ("The Grade Eight Word") originates from the location it was coined, a grade eight classroom. When someone thoroughly and utterly triumphs over the competition, this can be referred to as Epic Legit Uber Redonkulous Noob Pwnage.

We totally owned the other team! this has been a severe case of Epic Legit Uber Redonkulous Noob Pwnage.

Epic Legit Uber Redonkulous Noob Pwnage by orly?yarly! May 2, 2010

EpicNoob 

To be so much of a noob, people recognise you as epic. Epic is not good for a noob, due to them being a noob.

John Citizen was such an EpicNoob, people gang bashed him.

EpicNoob by tehben January 7, 2009

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020