Epic Phale

To fail in such an epic manner as to completely shame yourself.

Halo 3 example

Guy 1 "Dude I just stuck myself"

Guy 2 "EPIC PHALE!!!!!!!"

by Xenos Worrior May 6, 2009

epiphalette

a tiny, or personal, epiphany. An idea that is seemingly life changing, yet this sudden manifestation usually only matters to you personally and no one else would really care.

I just had an epiphalette. I could put butter on my bread BEFORE the peanut butter!

by karinedch August 23, 2011