Epic Flail 

Very similar to Epic Fail, except, by some means that should most likely not be allowed by the laws of probability and physics in general, it becomes so clumsy it turns around and turns into win.

fail: Try to punch somebody and miss.

epic fail: Try to punch somebody, miss, and crash into a wall.

Epic Flail: Try to punch somebody, miss, crash into a wall, and accidentally cause a bookshelf to fall on the target.

Epic Flail by A Fish May 16, 2008

Epic Flail 

Epic Flail (v)
1) To wave one's arms wildly in an erratic motion, causing physical harm or worry to others.
2) To make a motion or gesture that results in embarrassment.
3) To dance like a dying fish

Audrey: Oh my God! Look over there!! -Moved her hands wildly, resulting in the black eye of a stranger.-
Shannon: Epic Flail.

"See that guy dancing over there? He epically flails.

Epic Flail by Time is a Lion January 20, 2009

Epic Flail 

When You Encounter A Magikarp In Pokemon And All It Can Use Is Flail.

An Even Bigger Epic Flail

When Said Magikarp Beats You Using Flail.

1) "Magicarp Used Flail! Nothing Happened." Haha Epic Flail
2) "Magicarp Used Flail! IT WAS SUPER EFFECTIVE" OMGWTFHAX!

Epic Flail by xStarwolfx April 29, 2011

Epic Flail 

Very similar to Epic Fail, except, by some means that should most likely not be allowed by the laws of probability and physics in general, it becomes so clumsy it turns around and turns into win.

fail: Try to punch somebody and miss.

epic fail: Try to punch somebody, miss, and crash into a wall.

Epic Flail: Try to punch somebody, miss, crash into a wall, and accidentally cause a bookshelf to fall on the target.

Epic Flail by A Fish May 15, 2008

epic flail 

When a failure harms or negatively affects a group of people.

Guy 1: "Dude, did you know that some moron took a dump in the urinal?"
Guy 2: "Yeah it was nasty."
Guy 3: "That was an epic flail, we could of all been fired!"
Guy 1: "Yeah Man, I'm glad that douche doesn't work here any more."

epic flail by Why So Curious October 23, 2009

Epic fail kid 

Kids from ages 11-13 Who think that saying "Epic", "Fail", "OMG" Or any combination of the above with any amount of Z's on the end will make them "cool"

Person 1: Lol i love Portal 2
Epic Fail Kid: ZoMFG!! ThaT Ga3M is SUUUCHhhh an EPIC FAil HAHAHA!!!!!

Person 1: -shoots self-

Epic fail kid by Kaiju91 July 10, 2011

Epic Fail Ale

Variant of Fail Ale; the uber Fail Ale.

Also, manslaughter case resulting from lethal excessive consumption of fail ale (usually forced).

Russ: Rowan, dude, enough with the funky brewing ingredients, remember your last Epic Fail Ale court appearance? Not only were you found guilty of dispatching your housemate’s perfectly amiable boyfriend, the radiation poisoning left in the living room resulted in the ASPCA haranguing you for months over alleged chemical torture of your favourite goldfish, Floptimus Prime.

Row: No, Russell! You said you’d never mention Floptimus Prime ever again! I loved him like a brother. *sobs*

Epic Fail Ale by wmmw May 29, 2009