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Empty penis straw

The product of a Vienna sausage that has both ends bitten off and the meat from the inside vacuumed out
Kid: how are gonna explain to your mom why you only have the skin of the Vienna sausages left In your lunchbox
Me: I’ll tell her it’s an empty penis straw. Nobody wants to eat that shit
by Glubglubhewhispers May 3, 2018
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