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Empiromania

An obsessive, extreme version of empirification, where empirical evidence is treated as the only legitimate form of evidence, and any appeal to reason, intuition, or testimony is dismissed as “unscientific.” Empiromania is common in hard‑narrow scientism and some medical research communities. It leads to paradoxes: the claim that “only empirical evidence counts” cannot be empirically proven, so it must be false by its own standard. Critics argue that empiromania is a form of intellectual self‑harm, crippling the ability to reason about values, logic, and even science itself.
Empiromania Example: “The empiromaniac refused to believe that the earth orbits the sun until he saw it from space. He dismissed centuries of mathematical reasoning and inference. He was still waiting.”
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Enviromaniac 

A person who takes their love and appreciation for the environment to extreme protest and application.
If the enviromaniacs have it their way, we'll all be living in trees and taking staycations forever.
Enviromaniac by If at All Band October 9, 2008
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emailomaniac 

That person who keeps sending me really annoying emails.
If that emailomaniac sends me one more send-this-to-ten-people-or-else email, I am going to refuse to share my Nigerian lottery winnings with him.
emailomaniac by Lynn and Hello August 25, 2008

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
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abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
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Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026