One's prostate gland reacting to someone's descriptions of painful experiences, or a reaction to the sight of someone elses painful experience. This is a dull, almost tingly sensation that lasts a few seconds and then disappears into the ether. Depending on the duration and magnitude of the sensation, this could be the equivalent of your prostate crying uncontrollably, or just emitting a concerned sigh.
My wife told me about her mom's varicose vein surgury, and I almost doubled-over from prostate empathy.
by Acebinkley September 6, 2005
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My God! Did you hear what happened to Chrissie??? I feel so bad for her I actually feel like committing empathicide.
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An empathetic bowel movement is when a person, usually a male, has an extremely tough bowel movement, leading to extreme empathy and sympathy towards women who are active in the birthing process.
by quagblar December 8, 2013
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Foamer 1: “STANDARD RAILROAD OF THE WORLD, RIGHT!? STANDARD RAILROAD IN THE WORLD!?! EVERYONE ELSE IS—
Foamer 2: “EMPTIES EAST, EMPTIES WEST!!”
Foamer 1: “MORE EMPTIES!”
Foamer 2: “EMPTIES EAST, EMPTIES WEST!!”
Foamer 1: “MORE EMPTIES!”
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"On January 29, 2020, my empathematics indicated that with or without global lockdown, the world economy would need to be redefined to stop basing it on how rich people live."
by Ultrazenmode April 6, 2020
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"I feel so bad for Henry and his family, I know how he must feel"
"I feel so bad for Henry and his family, I know how he must feel"
by yosmah August 30, 2009
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