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Emotistical 

someone who acts like a girl over the internet ussually full of themselves while not having a highschool diploma or ged.. also see Beefcaike
Beef is the most emotistical retard ive ever known on the internet
Emotistical by gnarlydewd May 3, 2009
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(Ea-bowl-ist) Ebolist - is a reference to a person or subject infected with the Ebola virus. Specifically shortening the explanation of the reference's status.
Example:

Person 1: "I'm not going to that airport.!"
Person 2: " Why not?"
Person 1: "Well what if there are Ebolist there?!"

Example 2: The president was hugged by a former Ebolist
Ebolist by toligittoquit October 25, 2014

emolestation 

short for emotional molestation. This is when a girl uses you to meet her emotional needs when she has a boyfriend that she has not told you about.
I cut that girl off, why? Emolestation
emolestation by Von Bradley July 31, 2005

emotistic 

josh is emotistic
emotistic by esgolthy June 7, 2018
A person with a high sense of self-esteem and self-importance because they are simply the best.

Comes from the english word ego + realistic

Ego meaning the part of your conscious that knows how awesome you are
Realistic meaning actually existing
I'm allowed to talk about how good I look all the time, I am just being egolistic.
Egolistic by dark matter October 18, 2012
a girl or teen emo or a non-harcore emo
can be classified as a 15 yr old girl who wears skinny jeans, horn rimmed glasses and flats
she is such an emo!

Emolite Proud
emolite by Cristal Hannah November 2, 2006
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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