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When a person drinks to the point of needing one eye closed to focus.
Last night was crazy. Everyone Emilio'd themselves on whisky and wine.
Emilio'd by Caius Pawson April 19, 2026
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Emilia'd 

When the person you're talking to replies bluntly to you.
Me: My hair is on fleek don't you reckon?
Friend: ok.
Me: Raahh man got #Emilia'd
Emilia'd by Imran_Is_Fat November 14, 2014

emilio da vinci

sexy ass motherfucker. hot as fuck, much better than the fucker next to me at everything.
emilio da vinci is such a hot ass motherfucker
emilio da vinci by nicefuckinghoe December 12, 2016

Dirty Emilio 

Someone who walks into a childrens preschool and gives out weed brownies then proceeds to fart in their mouths
"Did you hear Billy pulled a Dirty Emilio at that preschool?"
Dirty Emilio by Rekxbaby April 13, 2020

Angel Jose Robles' RX Compliments Jacques Bermon Webster II's' Butterfly Effect Being Additional Recorded Dialogue From The National Broadcast Company So Much It Became Animation Through Paperwork And It Is Called "'Emilio Rojas'" 

Angel Jose Robles' RX Compliments Jacques Bermon Webster II's' Butterfly Effect Being Additional Recorded Dialogue From The National Broadcast Company So Much It Became Animation Through Paperwork And It Is Called "'Emilio Rojas'"
Angel Jose Robles' RX Compliments Jacques Bermon Webster II's' Butterfly Effect Being Additional Recorded Dialogue From The National Broadcast Company So Much It Became Animation Through Paperwork And It Is Called "'Emilio Rojas'"

Angel Jose Roble's RX Compliments Jacques Bermon Webster II's' Butterfly Effect Being Additional Recorded Dialogue From The National Broadcast Company So Much It Became Animation Through Paperwork And It Is Called "'Emilio Rojas'" 

Angel Jose Roble's RX Compliments Jacques Bermon Webster II's' Butterfly Effect Being Additional Recorded Dialogue From The National Broadcast Company So Much It Became Animation Through Paperwork And It Is Called "'Emilio Rojas'"
Angel Jose Roble's RX Compliments Jacques Bermon Webster II's' Butterfly Effect Being Additional Recorded Dialogue From The National Broadcast Company So Much It Became Animation Through Paperwork And It Is Called "'Emilio Rojas'"

Emilie de Ravin 

One of the most beautiful actresses out there. She is best known for her role as Claire Littleton (the pregnant woman) in the hit TV show Lost. Emilie has lovely blonde hair and some of the most gorgeous blue-green eyes you'll ever see.

Some other roles include Tess on the show Roswell, and Ally in the new movie Remember Me.

Unfortunately, Robert Pattinson was her costar in this movie. This led many prepubescent, illiterate Twilight fangirls to hate Emilie just for starring alongside Pattinson instead of Kristen Stewart. It also led to many comparisons between Ms. de Ravin and Ms. Stewart.

Make no mistake, people- there is NO comparison between the two. Emilie is worlds above Kristen Stewart.
Megan: oomgzzz i luv kristen stewawrt emilie de ravin iz a dumb idiot lolz

Becca: You're a moron.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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