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Ellwood City, PA 

A small town located in Lawerence and Beaver County, Pennsylvania that most people there are low lifes. You can find needles outside of the numerous dollar stores around. It’s mostly a boring place unless you are there for drugs or drama. There is a lot of cops out there trying to catch kids doing absolutely nothing, and there is many many crack heads. To pass time without drugs is to go to the only good place there, McDonalds, chill at Circle Park, walk the trails in Ewing Park, or go to the train bridge and tunnel. The Ewing park trails are beautiful, but they are usually consumed with the smell of weed due to kids making it their smoke spot. There are too many hicks, wanna be gangsters, druggies, and bums at the local schools, Lincoln and Riverside. Riverside is the worst school district in Beaver/ Lawerence County. The teachers/ principals are always finding a reason to get you introuble, the kids are making other kids suicidal, and there is many gun threats to the school. Don’t waste you’re time in Ellwood City.
Person 1: I was thinking on moving to Ellwood City, PA.

Person 2: Don’t move there because there is too many low lifes.

Ellwood City, Pa 

Small city located an hour away from Pittsburgh. Licoln Jr./Sr. High school is where everyone goes from 7th grade to 12th grade. Has 3 elemantry schools, one that would make it for was recently shut down. Has one bar located closely to Ellport. And one bar around main street. Many resteraunts. Heavy Itilian population. Holy Redemer is a "private" school where there are uniforms and one nun teacher. Homes in nice places such as Ewing park, Walnut Drive, and Meadowridge Estates.
Person 1: This place is small
Person 2: Ya, but everyone helps each other out.
Person 1: True. The school district is better than Riverside
Person 2: See, Ellwood City, Pa is amazing

Ellwood city pa 

We're are a small town about an hr north west of Pittsburgh 3/4 of the town is a bunch of wanna be gangsters and the other 1/4 of the population is a bunch of beer drinking hell raising hillbillys.Most of the population is a bunch of dope smokers our color ratio is about 98% white and 2% niggered.We are a big shithole of a city nothing gets done in less than a week.
Man wanna go to ellwood city pa
No man that place is a white city we will get shot.
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(N) :
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