Ellectus 

(verb) to inform someone of your severe insanity.

I'll ellectus you!

Ellectus by Duckman13 October 25, 2008

eclectus 

A large parrot, also known as the Solomon Island Eclectus, which is commonly kept as a pet. It is native to New Guinea, and other small islands nearby. It is known for its extreme sexual dimorphism (visible characteristics separating males from females). The males of this species are mostly green, with blue and red feathers under their wings and a large orange/yellow beak. The females are red and blue, with smaller, black beaks. It can live up to 75 years. It is about the size of a macaw, but with shorter tail and flight feathers, giving it a smaller, bulkier appearance. It eats seeds, fruits, and vegetables. It is very expensive to own as a pet, with a starting price of over $1000, plus the cost of a large, sturdy metal cage. They require lots of toys when kept in captivity, as they are an intelligent breed that requires daily mental stimulation. They need a tropical diet consisting of around 80% fruits and vegetables. They are also very high maintenance, seeing as they need frequent baths, playtime out of the cage, toy replacements (they are very good at tearing apart toys- they have sharp, beaks and strong feet) They can make a great pet, but if you want to own one you need to have more than enough money to spend on the bird, the supplies, and any vet visits. You need to know how to handle them, and you need to be prepared to spend the rest of your life with this parrot. If you do not properly care for it, you will end up with a feather plucking, agressive, depressed bird.

My eclectus parrot learned a new phrase today!

Man, I would love to have a pet eclectus but I don’t have the money or the time for it.

eclectus by oli likes birds March 14, 2019