Elisia Clarke

The most illiterate person to ever live, literally can’t speak English and the only time she can read is when she has her special retarded glasses on. She is also a guy magnet, however only attracts weebs and computer nerds.

Simon: “I can’t read what it says”
Susan: “Ah, so you’re just like Elisia Clarke then”

by Dinosaur Rider August 1, 2020