A penis that moves by the power of batteries or an electrical outlet also known as a vibrating dildo.
by Pavelski8 December 18, 2008
by aj101 July 24, 2006
1. The act of sticking your penis into an electrical outlet.
2. Playing the electric guitar with your penis instead of your hands.
2. Playing the electric guitar with your penis instead of your hands.
1. Dude! I totally had an electric penis when I toasted it in the wall outlet!
2. Holy crap, I just went and performed an electric penis on that guitar! Did you hear that perfect solo!?
2. Holy crap, I just went and performed an electric penis on that guitar! Did you hear that perfect solo!?
by Cactus92 November 14, 2011
Static Electric Penis is a penis that is charged with static electrity and when in close proximity to a grounding opportunity(another person) the charge will arc from the penis to the grounding source(other person) with a electric spark and audible crack.
The best enviroment to charge a static electric penis is during the winter. A radiator heating system and carpeting are key. Flannel pj's are effective in building and storing the charge. Be sure they rub against the carpet while shuffling your feet.
You can do this over and over. You can create sizable sparks.
The best enviroment to charge a static electric penis is during the winter. A radiator heating system and carpeting are key. Flannel pj's are effective in building and storing the charge. Be sure they rub against the carpet while shuffling your feet.
You can do this over and over. You can create sizable sparks.
My girlfriend stopped over last night. I had on the flannel pj's she gave me. I shuffled into the bedroom. I pulled out my STATIC ELECTRIC PENIS and craaaaack. She let out a few choice words. The spark had to be half of an inch. So, I shuffled around and shocked her again.
by jcustomcue January 8, 2014