Elastics 

Little rubber bands that you find everywhere and never wear. (commonly worn with braces treatment. )You’re pretty much annoyed at the fact you need to take them off every single time you eat. Not only that but they add on that extra pain after tightening.. just as you though braces alone weren’t enough torture.

Mike: I got elastics today!

Delilah: Yeah... gl with that

Elastics by Mysteryc May 11, 2021

Elastics Gymnastics 

Any series of physical exercises designed to squeeze one’s arse into a pair of pantyhose, snug jeans, and such.

I almost collapsed from exhaustion and dehydration after a grueling session of elastics gymnastics with a pair of tights.

Elastics Gymnastics by Fruity Ana March 4, 2009

ouchless elastics 

for pleasure other than for hair...

Omg Scott did you put her elastics in your mouth!! MANLY that you used her elastics like that.
Ouchless elastics are superb man!

ouchless elastics by ouchless elastics December 5, 2020

Elastic man 

A dumb ad that is constantly seen on urban dictionary.

elastic man sucks.

Elastic man by bruhthisismyhandle August 16, 2021

elastic heart 

The ability to bounce back from hurt such as heartbreak. It's mentioned in "The Adventures of Tom Sawyer" for young love when Tom hurts Becky Thatcher.

I'm broken-hearted but I have an elastic heart… I'll be okay.

elastic heart by Bek3000 January 11, 2016

elastic save 

When one tucks his penis in between his stomach and the elastic waistband of his boxers or whitey tighties in order conceal his hard-on.

Jason and I had to employ the elastic save when that hot bitch got naked.

elastic save by Erik & Kyle September 11, 2007

elastic shitposting 

A behavior defined by the predilection of people to shitpost when they are scared of a topic of feeling vulnerable.

Man, Bobby was really onto something there about the nature of love and the internet too bad he fell into elastic shitposting when someone made fun of him.

elastic shitposting by Guild the Lily November 8, 2020