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Elantricity

The angle at which the side chick's Hyundai Elantra slides into the driveway for a dick appointment.
Did you see the elantricity on her car? His wife must be coming home soon!
by Hdhsgsb March 29, 2025
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Heavy electricity

It's caused by particle accelerators sending huge jolts of power into domestic power lines. These knock the electricity back into its wild state, which is much heavier due to flattened electrons. The devastating result is that huge masses of heavy electricity start randomly falling out of wires and crashing onto anything below.
Heavy electicity is regularly flattening cattle in Sri Lanka.
by Kevchenko March 29, 2005
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electricity

The greatest invention of all time, without electricity the world would stop turning. Electricity can simply be described as electrons running through an element that leads electricity, such as a copper wire, a transistor, a resistor or a capacitor. Electricity can be "stored" in so called batteries or capacitors. Without electricity we wouldnt have TV, cars, electric toothbrushes (duuh?), computers nor electric chairs (thanks John Fru)... And that would suck, wouldn't it?
I turned on my electric lamp, sat down on the couch, turned on the TV with my electric remote control, and electrecuted my friends with the stun gun (needs electricity) so I could watch my stories!
by OllieKickFlip June 14, 2006
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electricity

a form of energy that is shaped by its vessel, lies dormant or active in anything that requires energy
ie: electric current in a wire/ electromagnetic field given off by a battery/ bioelectricity found in most living things/ potential energy when its container is not using energy etc.
by dr. jack dexter February 15, 2012
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Elasticity Theory

The theory that the Vagina being predominantly tight due to muscles will go slack and loose on Celebate women as a result of not being put to use during sexual intercourse while promiscuous women will have a tighter vagina due to the muscle having a regular work out and snapping back tight by the next morning
I fucked 2 girls last week that proved Elasticity Theory the tramp of the two was plenty tight but her prudish friend that has held out for the last 2 years was like fuckin a jar of mayo
by All Knowing Asshole February 26, 2017
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electricity anorexic

A person, male of female, who reduces electric consumption to such an extent that electric usage is at the barest minimum. This type of person experiences euphoria when the electric bill goes down each month.
Terry is an electricity anorexic who compulsively finds ways to use the least amount of electricity possible.
by danny fargoe May 26, 2010
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Catic electricity

I just got ZAPPED!

From what?

Catic electricity from petting snowball!
by flacker February 21, 2010
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