1. Someone who, like his namesake Coolio, wonders what is going on
in the kitchen, but does not know what's cookin'.
2. Someone who is AWESOME in all facets of life.
3. Someone who knows that it is not nu metal.
4. Someone who thinks that
you are shit at life.
5. Someone who needs a saga.
6. Someone who wishes to know what the saga is......
7. Someone who will leave
the party early (again like the namesake)