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My cat is in heat. I pet her, and she got so excited she ejacked all over my wrist.
Ejack by simplybillyo March 30, 2011
Realest. Genuine. Always dependable.
Ejack always been true.
Ejack by Elijah Jones November 24, 2021

EJack-u-lantern 

A Jack-o-lantern carved to resemble a whore's face.
Dude, finish carving the Ejack-u-lantern so I can light that baby up.
EJack-u-lantern by Garozerg June 23, 2008

ejack temple 

a better word for calling someone a wanker.
ejack temple by lil dick andy February 27, 2024

Boot and Ejack 

The greatest philosophy of life is summed up in two words - Boot and Ejack. This phrase refers to a great night involving two elements - a boot (vomit) and an ejack (cumming), which means you have the means to:

a) consume alcohol
b) have wooed thine bitches under the influence of said alcohol

While many find the term demeaning, this outlook on life has led to many lolzzzzzz and great times.

Often can be shortened to "B and E"
Man 1: "That night was bitching"
Man 2: "Yeah, T'was totally boot and ejack"
Boot and Ejack by TheFush April 9, 2011

beer ejack 

when your beer suddenly decides to foam up and over the bottle top, -whether a fresh beer or not! (fresh having the most 'vigor'!)

-like the human version, one can never know EXACTLY at what moment this messy event is going to occur! if you're lucky, you can get your mouth over the bottle, before you get the 'pee'!! (-sometimes one can 'put this carbonation to work' (see action, my reaction!) for 'giggles'!)
eyeing beer suspiciously...one second! i think i'm in for a beer ejack!

my beer did a beer ejack, i had to hit the 'porcelain room' to

'mop up'!!

a salesman was in foolsley's selling beer ejack gloves!!
beer ejack by michael foolsley February 26, 2010
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