Eignoaramus

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A parent or adult or child who calls the police due harassment or prank calls

“Dove called police” dov is now a Eignoaramus“ along with herchels dad

Eignoaramus by Nat0875 May 9, 2020

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Eignoaramus

Parent adult or child because the police due to prank calls harassment because they’re a little bitches

(Dove): receive prank calls (dove calls the police) dove is now a Eignoaramus along with herchels dad

Eignoaramus by Nat0875 May 9, 2020

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Eignoaramus • Eggnoramus

Eggnoramus

Someone who cannot see life beyond the egg. Another way of saying it would be, "He eats eggs, he sleeps eggs, he thinks eggs, he poops eggs." The biggest eggetarian who has a voracious appetite for eggs any time of the day.

Guy 1: "Hey, did Fatty tell you he wants to go to some country in Africa just to try the popular egg delicacy there?"
Guy 2: "What an eggnoramus!"

Eggnoramus by vaultimor August 29, 2016

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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