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Someone who looks like a Kiwi.
"This fruit looks like an Egoitz"
Egoitz by Thewitcherandtheorck November 21, 2021
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EGOITIS (e-go-i-tis) ~ a condition where the victim suffers from inflammation of the Ego.
That douchebag loves himself so much he's suffering from a real bad case of Egoitis.
Egoitis by Sammi3004 November 28, 2012
The act of "transforming" oneself , like becoming skinnier and better looking. They would also change everything like; eating habits, hairstyle(s), dress, they even might omit certain people from their lives to make themselves look better (i.e someone hanging out with people that get in trouble a lot and don't want to be "one of them"), their actions(i.e if your really obnoxious, you settle down and act more mature, and if you are quiet, you act more openly), concentrating more on work(i.e like trying to get a raise or even trying to get a better job) and basically whatever they think will make themselves look better to other people.
Nicole Richie EGOIZED herself by becoming skinner and acting more mature, which made her even more famous.

Mike realized that being the funny fat guy wasn't funny anymore and was going to egoize himself by getting skinny and rub it in everyone's face.
Egoize by bgpr March 30, 2007
A bitch who has a lot of pent up ego for no reason apart from the fact that she is a bitch.
Rohini is such an Egoitch.
Egoitch by coolthakkali May 11, 2013
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026