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"This fruit looks like an Egoitz"
Egoitz by Thewitcherandtheorck November 21, 2021
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EGOITIS (e-go-i-tis) ~ a condition where the victim suffers from inflammation of the Ego.
That douchebag loves himself so much he's suffering from a real bad case of Egoitis.
Egoitis by Sammi3004 November 28, 2012
The act of "transforming" oneself , like becoming skinnier and better looking. They would also change everything like; eating habits, hairstyle(s), dress, they even might omit certain people from their lives to make themselves look better (i.e someone hanging out with people that get in trouble a lot and don't want to be "one of them"), their actions(i.e if your really obnoxious, you settle down and act more mature, and if you are quiet, you act more openly), concentrating more on work(i.e like trying to get a raise or even trying to get a better job) and basically whatever they think will make themselves look better to other people.
Nicole Richie EGOIZED herself by becoming skinner and acting more mature, which made her even more famous.

Mike realized that being the funny fat guy wasn't funny anymore and was going to egoize himself by getting skinny and rub it in everyone's face.
Egoize by bgpr March 30, 2007
A bitch who has a lot of pent up ego for no reason apart from the fact that she is a bitch.
Rohini is such an Egoitch.
Egoitch by coolthakkali May 11, 2013
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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