Eggplant Ponderosa

When you can't please your wife so you have to call your only black friend to come over and please her with his very endowed member

John: Hey man...
Dan: What's up dude?
John: How are you and Jan?
Dan: Well things weren't going so well in the bedroom dept. so I made a call to get an Eggplant Ponderosa. She's never been happier!