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Another in the series of one dolla! one dolla!
another annoying chinese guy selling you egg rolls...except when he sells egg rolls, it sounds like egg ro!
chinese guy: getcha egg ro! egg ro! one dolla! only one dolla!
racist: (takes a gun and shoots the chinese merchant) Get out of my country! I dont want your fucking egg ros!

Soggy Egg Roll 

The term given to a asain dude in wheel chair that intentionally gets locked out in the rain or pushed into a swimming pool.
Well Han, you lost the bet so you're going to have to spend the rest of the party as a Soggy Egg Roll.
Soggy Egg Roll by Ranchgirls November 26, 2020

Egg Roll Eyes

A Phrase to describe those Yellow Fellows in Asian countries, Eyes
She had a Pair of "Egg Roll Eyes" that you could Blindfold with a Shoe Lace..
Egg Roll Eyes by Bupp&Zeider March 5, 2022

CHING CHONG EGG ROLL 

A RACIST CORONA TERM USED BY ALL THE COOL KIDS IN THE FOREST THAT SMOKE WEED AND SUGAR WHILST PLAYING ROBLOX

that really butters my egg roll

An endearing term. When you love something so much you feel over joyed with happiness. Butter.
You really butter my egg roll , because you fill me with over flowing joy and happiness. That really butters my egg roll

Sushi Dog Egg Roll 

A specific type of sushi roll, that has its origin from ancient China.
The Sushi Dog Egg Roll was first created by Käršon Jōhnšon in 1463.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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