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A person who is totaly in love with the character Edward Cullen from the seires by Stephenie Meyer. Edward is a vampier who falls in love with a girl. He must starve himself of her blood in order for her to stay alive. This act of love is one of the reasons teenager girls (and maybe some boys) across the world concider him the most romantic person who has ever walked this planet. (myself included) An Edwardist knows were to find all of the best parts of the book, went out and bought Eclipse when it came out on August 7th, and is constantly putting herself in Bella's (the female protagonist) shoes. Not only is it enough for an Edwardist to read the books, but she/he must also live the books.
Girl One: Did you see Mitch looking at you in English??
Edwardist: Who cares. Would Mitch put me before himself. Would he marry me at a mere age of 18 so that he can turn me into a vampier? And most importantly, does he even look a quarter as sexy as EDWARD?
Girl One: Jeez! Picky...
Edwardist by MockQueenGirl September 6, 2007
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George-Yogi Bear-Edwards 

A loveable mormon with integrity and values.
Woah man, you're like a modern day George-Yogi Bear-Edwards when you refuse alcohol and stand up for justice!

Perrie Edwards 

She’s a queen
perrie Edwards is a beautiful queen and I love her a lot and is 1/4 of the biggest girl band in the world. Perries band members are jesy,Leigh-Anne,and jade I love them all
Perrie Edwards by Lovatic-mixer October 2, 2018

Carl Edwards Backflip 

To stand on the top of one's car, cheer needlessly, and then backflip off the top of your car. A celebratory act.
He did a Carl Edwards Backflip after getting a date to the prom.

Graham Edwards 

The name of a super-powered cockney brewer, of whom spares no one and consumes all with his beer-related powers. This comic was short lived, and very few examples still exist, just some old bad tasting beer. It is common for people to curse his name when something goes wrong, or is in the process of doing such.

His most famous and well known attacks include "Kamehamebeer" "Distructobeer" and "Special Beer Cannon"

This super hero was created by David Edwards in the early 90's, and his fan site can be found via: http://www.peakstonesrock.co.uk/
the website representing the fictional brewery Graham was supposedly created in.
Chap one: "Who on earth made this horrible mess?!"
Chap two: "Graham."

Chap one: "Good lord, someones missing?"
Chap two: "Must be Graham Edwards."

Chap one: "They're flanking us!"
Chap two: "OH GRAHAM EDWARDS!"
Graham Edwards by WLB91 April 6, 2009

John Edwards 

A US Senator who ran for president.

He gets $400 haircuts and is a multimillionaire.

He says he wants to help unite the "Two Americas."

He had an affair, even though his wife was dying from Cancer. He has repeatedly denied the accusations, but he has finally admitted ot.
John Edwards, the definitive Bad Senator.
John Edwards by 7654678 October 3, 2008

Edwardsexual 

Edward sexual is when you feel sexually attracted to Edward Cullen.
Hey I am Edwardsexual! What does that mean? Read the description.
Edwardsexual by A V A December 29, 2020
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