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Edward Cullen Syndrome 

N. When you find someone so attractive, they could say and do the creepiest things to you, but you won't realize it because you're blinded by their beauty.

I.E the effect that Edward Cullen from the Twilight series has on the main character, Bella.
Girl: OMG You're amazingly hot.
Guy: I watch you in your sleep, and might beat and kill you for the hell of it.
Girl: You're so handsome. I love you.
Guy: Damned Edward Cullen Syndrome

Guy 2: Has anyone ever told you you look like a model?
Girl 2: If I ever see you flirt with another girl again, I'll castrate you.
Guy 2: *stares at breasts*
Girl: Damned Edward Cullen Syndrome
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Edward Cullens Sparkle Pyre Pussy Bitch 

Defenition 1
A term used to describe a complete and total mega douche asshole who gets a woman because he looks or acts like Edward Cullen.

Defenition 2
Also can be used as an insult to someone who thinks their to good (for whatever their reason is) to fight you.

In both versions it tends to be said quickly so as to partially confuse who its being used on and for the fact that it sounds better that way though its not necessary.
Example 1
Bob: Hey did you see Kirstens new boy friend

Fred:yeah he's just an Edward Cullens Sparkle Pyre Pussy Bitch

Example 2
Joe: Hey man I don't want to fight your not worth it

George: Oh looks like we got an Edward Cullens Sparkle Pyre Pussy Bitch on our hands here