edward 40 hands

When you tape a 40 to each hand and can't take them off until you are finishied drinking them.

I almost pissed myself last night during an intense game of edward 40 hands.

by Dj Skeet August 14, 2006

edward 40 hands

A game designed to intoxicate all participants where 40oz bottles of cheap malt beverages are fastened to each hand by adhesive tapes or super-glue in some cases. The winner will have consumed all liquid in both bottles and usually celebrates by smashing the first bottle to remove it, and using the free hand to urinate into the second. Studies at the University of Colorado in Boulder conclude that the best way to be victorious in this game, without fear of urinating yourself, is to start the game with your penis already un-tucked,out of your pants. Ladies in the study, who opted to go in skirts without undergarments, fared well however did not ever claim a victory.

"You down for a game of edward 40 hands?"

"nah, its too cold to play edward 40 hands"

by Elwood money blues April 29, 2009

Edward 40 Hands

Duct taping 40 ounce beers to each hand.

"Dude Im not gay, he was Edward 40 hands and I had to help him piss"

by Fo Thugz November 14, 2006

Edward 40 hands

A grueling test of manliness where a 40 oz. bottle of malt liquor is taped to each hand. The drinker must finish both bottles before removing them from his hands. This game is the ultimate test of manliness, often resulting in projectile vomiting.

We just went to 7-11 to get ten 40's of Steel Reserve and duct tape so that we could play edward 40 hands.

by HERE_WE_GO November 8, 2011

edward 40 hands

A legend among modern men. His name was edward, and he had 40 hands.

Person 1:

"Dear God, does that man have 40 fucking hands?
Person 2:

"Yes. He is Edward 40 hands."

by a filthy sack January 15, 2021

Edward 40 Hands

A douchey frat game where two beers are taped to your hands and you can't remove them until you're done.

Doug: Yooo, dude, I got so wasted last night during a game of Edward 40 Hands.

Kurt: Yeah, I know, I was there. I'm the one who cleaned up your vomit. How fucking hungover are you?

by jimininy billy bob June 8, 2021

Edward 40 hands

A song by Mom Jeans

"Hey bro, have you heard that one song by Mom jeans?"

"Whats it called bro?"

"Edward 40 hands."

"no bro; ill listen to it now."

by Anniebabie April 11, 2021