Edward's Law states that once a male has had anal intercourse with a female, that the male has permanently 'won' all past and future arguments, transgressions, or vindictive acts with/of said female.
The most common application of Edward's Law is, "Whatever, I had my dick in your ass.", and it is often called on after a bad break-up in order to preserve the male's ego.
The most common application of Edward's Law is, "Whatever, I had my dick in your ass.", and it is often called on after a bad break-up in order to preserve the male's ego.
"Jenny fucked three guys when Jeff went on his trip, but he doesn't care because he fucked her in the ass" - in reference to Edward's Law
by Merkmerk February 25, 2008
Due to Edwards first law of sleep I was late for school because my mother did not come to check on me in th morning.
by Unknownpapyus10 June 16, 2018
States that if one has more than on lasagna stacked in a vertical manner, then one still has one lasagna.
Edward's equation:
1L+NL=1L; where N=number of lasagnas
Edward's equation:
1L+NL=1L; where N=number of lasagnas
How my mom made 5 lasagnas but she put them on top of each other so by using Edward's Law I still only have one lasagna.
by Haroldbacon March 23, 2022