Edward's Law

Edward's Law states that once a male has had anal intercourse with a female, that the male has permanently 'won' all past and future arguments, transgressions, or vindictive acts with/of said female.

The most common application of Edward's Law is, "Whatever, I had my dick in your ass.", and it is often called on after a bad break-up in order to preserve the male's ego.

"Jenny fucked three guys when Jeff went on his trip, but he doesn't care because he fucked her in the ass" - in reference to Edward's Law
by Merkmerk February 25, 2008
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Edwards first law of sleep

An object asleep tends to stay asleep unless acted upon by the mother.
Due to Edwards first law of sleep I was late for school because my mother did not come to check on me in th morning.
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Edward's Law

States that if one has more than on lasagna stacked in a vertical manner, then one still has one lasagna.

Edward's equation:

1L+NL=1L; where N=number of lasagnas
How my mom made 5 lasagnas but she put them on top of each other so by using Edward's Law I still only have one lasagna.
by Haroldbacon March 23, 2022
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