educated lame

A person who has demonstrated intelligence through earning academic credentials (e.g., a bachelors degree) or has earned intelligence in an informal way but who is not considered "cool" by those in the community who place more value on things that are not intelectual.

Girl 1: Why you bring an educated lame to the club with us?

Girl 2: You didn't even give him a chance.

Girl 1: What you mean? The dude came in here trying to teach me about "the rule of 72," the difference between communism and socialism, and the way algorithms work, but he didn't know how to dance and hadn't memorized any rapper's songs. Yo' dude boring as hell!

educated lame by It'sDame October 19, 2022

Educated Lame

A black man or woman who positions themselves above other members of their community for having achieved some level of academic or professional success. Identified by a pompous attitude, braggadocious mannerisms, and an exaggerated sense of self importance.They think having an advanced degree or a medium-to-high earning job makes them spectacular even though other groups consider those things the bare minimum.But because they are not adhering to the stereotypes of being lazy and uneducated they think they’re gods. They typically take up contrarian views with little ability to defend them and take to social media to espouse their pseudo-woke ideals on race and gender issues.

In relationships, an educated lame thinks of themselves as the prize and will often possess a long list of frivolous requirements that further cement their image as a “thinking man”. Their partner is a reflection of themselves, so they want someone of equal intellect and striking natural looks who will adhere to the power couple dynamic but still be impressed by their less than average achievements.They claim to be above things like religion but expect their partner to adhere to christian ideals of submission and obedience to satisfy their egos. They are also know for being hypocrites. They are allowed to possess every quality they demean, but in their minds, their success makes them “one of the good ones” and, therefore, immune to criticism.

Ex. 1
Person 1: Now that I have achieved my degree and am making a staggering $55,000 a year I need to start investing and building. I don’t have time to complain about things like racism any more because I worked for everything that I have.

Person 2: damn man, you sound like an educated lame.

Ex.2

Educated lame: I could never date a partner with weave and fake nails now that I am in the top 50% of men. It’s a sign of low morals and intelligence. She better not have kids either.

Person 1: Don’t you have two kids?

Educated Lame: Yeah but that’s different. I’m a high value man who is hard to come by. And it’s not like I’m really a dad because I make my baby momma do all the work.

Educated Lame by Onat-ural September 6, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016