Edmour 

A creature made of a stretchy skin like substance covered in tattoos who enjoys spending it's spare time in or around gasoline stations. Known to attack without warning and use foul language. Phrases such as OH yeah, mother f*cker, NO?, I'll fucking bury you, are common among Edmours. The Edmour's most common mode of transportatino is the Chyrsler Concorde, but can also be foudn driving a Honda Odyssey or Ford Mustang. The Edmour can be distinguished from a regular human by looking at it's feet, which are usually covered in old boots. If the creature's feet face outward, and not straight ahead like a human's would, you can rest assured that you've found an Edmour.

Guy1: Hey look at that weird guy over there at the gas station
Guy2: Dude, thats not a guy, thats an Edmour. You can tell because it's feet go east and west not north and south like ours.
Guy1:Ohhh. I see.

Edmour by Pshoon Arman August 23, 2007

Edmound

A man who has a massive cock and games 24/7.

Goddamn! You have a massive cock AND you game every hour of your life? Your such an Edmound!

Edmound by JaKhaki_Twin December 21, 2020

edjourian 

One ugly motherfucker

Alex edjourian is one ugly motherfucker

edjourian by Pimp Daddy 9000 May 15, 2018

Edmoundson

family that struggles to live every day life while fighting off roach infestations in their home/ash tray.

Some have been known to screw bull dikes and OTHER drug addicted whores

"God dammit,(Elias) Edmoundson, you smell like shit, you drive 10 over the speed limit, and your penis has touched more men than women"

"You're so gay, edmoundson"

Edmoundson by Jiggaboo131418897 October 23, 2008

Edmore 

A small town in the middle of nowhere with nothing but a IGA, i mean, family food center, a burger king, and a football field, also known as deadmore, on M46 between Alma and Six Lakes.

are you guys going to Edmore today?

Oh you mean deadmore?

Edmore by debbiebaby December 16, 2008

edmur 

Most amazing guy with a huge brain

That boy is so edmur

edmur by Cjcdu December 19, 2016

Elmour 

He may not be that handsome but he is one of the most loyal person you could ever met. If you like him, don't doubt on saying it because he also likes you. He loves to show effort to the girl he likes. He is also a straight forward person and he just don't want to make small issues get worst. When you met someone like him, don't let him go. When he loves you, make sure you do the right choice and don't waste someone like him because you might never find another like him because Elmour are very rare. So if you know someone named Elmour, love him to the fullest and dont let go of him.

Girl 1: Did you know that Elmour really loves you?

Girl 2: I know that of course as you can see in all of his efforts. He may not be that handsome but he is the best from the inside and I will not let go someone like him in my life.

Elmour by Jelmores June 7, 2021