Eddie Keane 

Eddie Keane is a gentleman who only has two friends! “Ste Hill with the gout knees” & “Dave Parky” the guy who stabs people.

This chap said above is round bellied and full of shit!

Said individual above drives a certain bus around the Bolton area, likes to pick passengers up & speak to them with his “monotone”

I’ve heard this chap is a cling on and likes his friends when they’re naked running round their living rooms in their birthday suits pretending they’re unicorns!

If you like a rumour to get about then get yourself a friend Eddie Keane, no doubt by the end of the day the story would of been twisted many times!

Eddie Keane’s friends Hill & Parky both use him for gossip from their previous work for their own amusement & Keane said gentleman above is that stupid he tells them.

Hey Eddie Keane, what gossip have you got for me today?

Eddie Keane , why is your voice so monotone ?

Eddie Keane by Keepguessingwhoiambitches October 27, 2021

Eddie keane 

Eddie Keane is a gentleman that’s also known as “monotone Eddie” this is because they way he talks bores people to death.

This chap is large, overgrown and quite smelly! Eddie Keane is a bus driver on a local bus route round Bolton (544)

He likes to pick his pensioners up and tell them all about how he can’t afford anything and he’s struggling to cope with life and himself!

Eddie Keane has two friends - Ste Hill with the gout knees and also Dave Parky who stabs people! When the trio are together they like dressing up as unicorns 🦄 and sucking each-other off, but from what Ste hill says… “that’s only on a weekend”

Said person above blanks other staff members out because he likes to think they’re beneath him when clearly he only knows a few routes and likes to cry like a baby..

Hey Eddie Keane why have you such a monotone?

Eddie keane by Dave_parky December 2, 2021

Eddie Keane Part 2 

Eddie Keane has been very quiet recently since his debut on urban with his two pals “Ste with the gout knees hill” and “Dave who likes to stab people Parky”

People have been finding out about how famous Keane is through the good old Tik Tok, he’s been doing many duets with big fat slags thinking he’s gonna stick his Willy into one of their folds for a good old time!

Eddie is the king of “TIK TOK” and sings out of timing throughout his whole performance, he goes on to say that doing Tik Tok “Give him chills they’re electrifying” and “he loosing control” whatever that means. Sounds like grease to me!

Keane has also been telling people that he’s come away from dressing up as a unicorn on a weekend because his family have found and it’s spoilt his street cred!

He still drives his 544 bus route picking up all the old fanny and tell them how boring his life actually is.. he’s been telling everyone about the amount of different names he has which include.

“Daft cunt, dog breath, sweaty bastard, monotone,fat bastard, boring fucker etc the list goes on and on.

Eddie Keane is a true example of a complete and utter fucking idiot.

Eddie Keane part 2, what song you gonna sing us next sun shine?

Eddie Keane Part 2 by Keepguessingwhoiambitches May 26, 2022

Eddie Keane Part 2 

Eddie Keane has been very quiet recently since his debut on urban with his two pals “Ste with the gout knees hill” and “Dave who likes to stab people Parky”

People have been finding out about how famous Keane is through the good old Tik Tok, he’s been doing many duets with big fat slags thinking he’s gonna stick his Willy into one of their folds for a good old time!

Eddie is the king of “TIK TOK” and sings out of timing throughout his whole performance, he goes on to say that doing Tik Tok “Give him chills they’re electrifying” and “he loosing control” whatever that means. Sounds like grease to me!

Keane has also been telling people that he’s come away from dressing up as a unicorn on a weekend because his family have found and it’s spoilt his street cred!

He still drives his 544 bus route picking up all the old fanny and tell them how boring his life actually is.. he’s been telling everyone about the amount of different names he has which include.

“Daft cunt, dog breath, sweaty bastard, monotone,fat bastard, boring fucker etc the list goes on and on.

Eddie Keane is a true example of a complete and utter fucking idiot.

Eddie Keane part 2, what song you gonna sing us next sun shine?

Eddie Keane Part 2 by Keepguessingwhoiambitches May 26, 2022

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019