Ed Syndrome 

"the dumbest people on earth" a very rare condition in which people are always confused and they never understand anything. these people never laugh at jokes because their condition denies them from getting the joke. they'll always make you laugh because they're just soo dumb. usually common in the Sagittarius Zodiac sign. - Em

People: Ever heard of"Ed Syndrome" ?

Me: Yeah, ofc, my bff's have it. Zee and Kilsy are supa dupa slow.

Ed Syndrome by princessemily123 August 23, 2016

Ed Norton Syndrome 

Ed Norton Syndrome is when a fictional character (mostly in the context of film) is revealed to have multiple personalities. This is due to several films (The Incredible Hulk, Primal Fear, and Fight Club) which Edward Norton plays a character who struggles with multiple identities/personalities.

"Did you see high tension?"
"Yeah, that chick had the classic Ed Norton syndrome."

Ed Norton Syndrome by Devyn Rodriguez October 18, 2008

ed sheeran syndrome 

A condition where an average looking guy who can sing is given a guitar and becomes irresistibly attractive.

Person 1: "He's soooo dreamy"
Person 2: "Girl, you have ed sheeran syndrome"

ed sheeran syndrome by Phoenix2107 November 8, 2022

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008