Ed Hard-on

One who dons more than one article of clothing sporting the "Ed Hardy" logo. This person may also refer to you as "guy" or prematurely assume that you agree with them by asking "Am I right?" immediately following a crass, poorly-constructed opinion.

I bumped into that douche-chill with fake diamond earrings up at the bar while I was getting a drink. He spilled his tequila-redbull on me and called me "guy". What an Ed Hard-On! Am I right?

Ed Hard-on by micah May 11, 2010

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Ed Hard-on

When you have a badazzled dick and get an erection

My Ed hard-on stunned her in more than one way.

She asked me where i got my penis designed, and i replied it's an Ed Hard-on.

Ed Hard-on by Sir Hard-on the 1st October 13, 2011

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Ed Hard-on • -ed • Ed Sheeran • ed hardy • Ed, Edd, 'n' Eddy • Ed, Edd n' Eddy • ed edd n eddy • ed Gein • ed head • Ed O'Brien

breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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