Ecrew 

“Ecrew” is a social term first used by Miami entrepreneur- Whilly Bermudez in 2010. His intention for the term is actually a double meaning. The first meaning is to ‘promote good vibes’ among friends and contacts when engaged in social interaction. This can be compared to saying ‘Salud’ or ‘Cheers’ when celebrating with friends.

His second meaning of Ecrew is ‘electronic crew’, a referred to ‘building a crew of friends & contacts’ within his social media networking website and mobile applications. His use of the hashtag #Ecrew has grown in popularity and most recently used by NBA great Shaquille O'Neal is several online posts.

Example #1: "Thank you for inviting me to the event, I wish you much Ecrew"

Example #2: "I would really like it if you joined my Ecrew"

Ecrew by PaulProVibes March 20, 2014

eCrawlers 

A slang term used to refer to the STD crabs, usualy contracted over the internet.

That website just gave me a bad case of the eCrawlers!

eCrawlers by Buffalo Danger! January 28, 2009

Erewhon 

Erewhon is a Los Angeles based, organic grocery store that caters to health conscious, fit, and beautiful individuals. They offer a wide variety of salubrious, well-curated goods that are carefully selected to appeal to influencers and coastal elite types. A food boutique if you will.

At the door, a security guard will ask you to step on a scale to make sure you’re thin enough to enter. If you’re skinny enough to make it to the next step, the store manager will check your social media accounts to make sure you have at least 10k active, real followers. You must show your most recent tax documents and a valid passport with at least ten international stamps on it. If you’ve made it this far, you will then be asked to stand in front of three randomly selected Erewhon shoppers who will rate the softness of your hair and skin, your teeth and gums, how nice your hands are, and the quality and sustainability of your clothes and re-usable shopping bag. If they approve of you, a flower crown (organic) is placed on your shiny, soft hair and you are welcomed into the store by the other ethereal, thin, angelic Erewhon shoppers. If they disapprove, non-organic tomatoes are thrown at you and Gavin Newsom is called to perform a crystal and sage cleanse at the store. You are then vanished to "the colonies" (basically anywhere outside Southern California) where you'll be forced to shop at Vons with the commoners who wear Kohl's clothes and use an Android.

Erewhon Shopper 1: Should I get the $30 Buffalo Cauliflower or the $50 Organic Coconut Turmeric Chicken Tenders?

Erewhon Shopper 2: Ew, neither. You'll end up looking like one of those obese out of state people that weight like, 150 pounds and buy their groceries at a regular supermarket. If you keep eating like that, you'll have to buy your clothes at one of those size-inclusive places like Target or Kohl's. Is that the future you want? Just get the $20 non-GMO, free-range water instead.

Erewhon by traitorjoes August 23, 2022

Ecreality 

When expectation converges with reality

That burger wasn't ecreality

Ecreality by Ryan Maldonado March 24, 2021

Erewhon 

A grocery store chain in Los Angeles where the most insufferable people go to spend $1000 on produce. A cult of sorts

Person 1: Wanna come with me to get a smoothie from Erewhon?
Person 2: For $20? Fuck that I’m going to Jamba Juice

Erewhon by rollerchloster May 7, 2023

eScrew 

A condition of being fucked up, owned or totally screwed up. Usually used when the object of insult is related to the Internet.

Captain Amazing, you're totally eScrewed coz you registered useless domain name.

eScrew by Strike October 29, 2003

erewash smoothie 

an ilkeston speciality: feaces, urine and cum is all placed into a blender with milk and breadcrumbs and given to girls after giving them anal.

dan and neil spitroasted harriet last night and gave that skanky ho an erewash smoothie she loved it!

erewash smoothie by dan85 March 9, 2008