Eat a shoe

Said toward someone when they are being mean or annoying to replace a more hurtful phrase e.g. Fuck off/ Piss off.
Ashlee: ‘You look like a potato’
Hollie: ‘Eat a shoe

Or

Ashlee: ‘Josh called you a bitch today’
Hollie: ‘He can eat a shoe
by Awoogahhhh47 January 18, 2021
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