Eat a shoe

Said toward someone when they are being mean or annoying to replace a more hurtful phrase e.g. Fuck off/ Piss off.

Ashlee: ‘You look like a potato’
Hollie: ‘Eat a shoe’

Or

Ashlee: ‘Josh called you a bitch today’
Hollie: ‘He can eat a shoe’

by Awoogahhhh47 January 17, 2021

I'd rather eat a shoe

A way of saying that you would rather do anything instead of what someone has just told you to do.

Person 1: are you going to do your homework
Person 2: i'd rather eat a shoe

by HamoodHabibi2.0 June 5, 2023