eating shoes 

an expression of a state of anger to the point where one would take off their current pair of shoes and promptly begin to consume said footwear.

bob-hey i fucked your wife

jim-ARHHH!! im so pissed i could eat shoes!

joe-heh, hes eating shoes.. hah

eating shoes by bob4real April 23, 2011

eating shoes 

footwear explicitly worn for the great consumption of food and/or pussy

Cole's got his eating shoes on today, you know what that means!

His girlfriend was angry when she heard that he lost his eating shoes at the game.

Cole's Birkenstocks are his eating shoes and it makes sense that he wears them all the time.

eating shoes by Big Hole Cole April 29, 2019

FUCK YOU EATINGSHOES 

FUCK YOU AND THIS DEFINITION

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK SHIT FUCK YOU EATINGSHOES

FUCK YOU EATINGSHOES by makos October 20, 2019