I'd rather eat a shoe Share definition Flag A way of saying that you would rather do anything instead of what someone has just told you to do. Person 1: are you going to do your homework Person 2: i'd rather eat a shoe I'd rather eat a shoe by HamoodHabibi2.0 June 5, 2023 0 0 Get merch Get the I'd rather eat a shoe mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch