Easy Bake

Someone who just can't hide their high.

"That bitch Michelle Long is an easy bake!"

by OG Da Homie February 10, 2010

easy bake

a person who smokes weed or any other kind of drug and gets high really quickly.

that dude just took two puffs and he's high what a fucking easy bake

by sicksacsex November 08, 2006

easy bake

cheap edibles made with really shitty weed specifically baked in an easy bake oven

“do you have any easy bake, bro?”

by rocksnsticks December 21, 2019

easy bake

a way to describe a previous marijuana usage where the smoker was forced to smoke a miniscule amount of bud

i wanted to get all dutched out before school but bob's broke ass only had enough to easy bake

by bill hinrichsen May 01, 2005

Easy Bake Oven

go to a friend's (or enemy's) house, take a shit in their dryer, and turn on high heat. Let that shit cook for as long as the dryer will let it!

"Motherfucker shit on my house, so I easy bake oven'd his ass"

by mitdoss July 11, 2008

Easy Bake Hoe

Easy Bake Hoe is a female that you tried to turn into a house wife that just can't cook shit. The only thing she knows how to cook is things that can go in a microwave or easy bake oven. Never try to turn a hoe into a housewife, it just won't work and you end up with a Easy Bake Hoe and starving.

Cheyanna is a Easy Bake Hoe she can't even cook macaroni.

I'm hungry and can't go home to a nice cooked meal, cause I married a Easy Bake Hoe.

by Ambizness June 04, 2018

easy bake oven

A fusty slut. Fustey being fucking busted (get it?). Her Muffin shop is always open, therefore being easily impregnated. Derivitive of the term "having a bun in the oven"
They usually have no standards.

That bitch is such an easy bake oven, she'll fuck anyone that shows interest.

The man was distraught to find out his wife is an easy bake oven, after the paternity tests.

by Lexi and Nicki July 03, 2006