Easter Egg Hunt

The male equivalent of playing hard to get by abstaining from sex even though the female REALLY wants to play with his “Easter Eggs”.

Bro 1:

I’m gonna let Tanya crack em tonight. She has been on this Easter egg hunt for months. Tonight is the night. She gets to crack my Easter eggs open.

Bro 2: She ain’t want them nasty lil quail eggs.

Easter Egg Hunt by Mega Hemroids August 13, 2019

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Easter egg hunt

When a woman poops a little druing sex and flings it off the bed before you notice it. leaving a small egg shaped piece of poo for you to find later.

{dana} I pooped a little during sex last night.
{bobby} she sent me on an easter egg hunt, and i found it in the corner

Easter egg hunt by Little dirty October 22, 2009

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Canadian Easter egg hunt

Commonly referred to as "puck hunting season", The Canadian Easter egg hunt occurs around the same time as "Easter", the catholic holiday, when the little Canadian kids come out of their igloos to search for pucks they lost during winter, that are now being revealed by the melting snow.

Mountie 1: Man i had the best Canadian Easter egg hunt of my life this year!
Mountie 2: Hey man, me too! I found so many of the pucks i lost this winter!
Mountie 3: Getting my moose rider's license really sped up the hunt, eh?

Canadian Easter egg hunt by ThatCanadianGuy April 17, 2014

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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